Vengumbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless wyrm.

Vengumbag created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengumbag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vengumbag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vengumbag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vengumbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing green boots and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.