Vengumbag is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless
wyrm.
Vengumbag created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vengumbag, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Vengumbag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Vengumbag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Vengumbag's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never talk about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing green boots and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.