Zogsabfumcum is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, emotional
troll.
Zogsabfumcum created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zogsabfumcum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Zogsabfumcum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Zogsabfumcum's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Zogsabfumcum's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.
2. Put Zogsabfumcum first in all things.
3. Never look at planets.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Gulls are not to be trusted.