Tarartzag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical grasshopper.

Tarartzag created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarartzag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarartzag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tarartzag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tarartzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear gray shorts.