Flagdamarpbindan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome narwhal.

Flagdamarpbindan created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdamarpbindan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flagdamarpbindan, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flagdamarpbindan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flagdamarpbindan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing black rings and balancing six iron spheres on your back.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.