Tipsitgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-assured owl.

Tipsitgub created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Tipsitgub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tipsitgub, he will turn you into a snail.

Tipsitgub's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tipsitgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near bats.

2. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.