Pasbudsat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciful swallow.

Pasbudsat created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbudsat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pasbudsat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pasbudsat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pasbudsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pasbudsat loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.