Gupsitpib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow goose.

Gupsitpib created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupsitpib, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gupsitpib, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gupsitpib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gupsitpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to music.