Bamfadfun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering gerbil.

Bamfadfun created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfadfun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bamfadfun, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bamfadfun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bamfadfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing gray tights and balancing three aluminium spheres on your back.