Gebbugbim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient mink.

Gebbugbim created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbugbim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gebbugbim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gebbugbim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gebbugbim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.