Venbotmis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented camel.

Venbotmis created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venbotmis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Venbotmis, she will not care.

Venbotmis' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Venbotmis' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Always pray immersed in water.