Bodzusshot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered duck.

Bodzusshot created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodzusshot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodzusshot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bodzusshot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bodzusshot's Holy Commandments

1. Bodzusshot loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Put Bodzusshot first in all things.