Zitgutneg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless coyote.

Zitgutneg created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zitgutneg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zitgutneg, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zitgutneg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zitgutneg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zitgutneg.

2. Zitgutneg loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Never write about black holes.