Veenfadkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful swallow.

Veenfadkap created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenfadkap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Veenfadkap, it will turn you into a sheep.

Veenfadkap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Veenfadkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must love Veenfadkap.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Veenfadkap.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.