Witbiffenyik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind dove.

Witbiffenyik created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Witbiffenyik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Witbiffenyik, it will turn you into a worm.

Witbiffenyik's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Witbiffenyik's Holy Commandments

1. Witbiffenyik loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Witbiffenyik loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never skip in the presence of snails.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Never hurt voles.