Jabdagnan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful mole.

Jabdagnan created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabdagnan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jabdagnan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jabdagnan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jabdagnan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Jabdagnan.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Retreat if five snakes approach from the south.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.