Pomleggof is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic fly.

Pomleggof created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomleggof, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pomleggof, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pomleggof's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pomleggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hide from purple hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.