Zudpidlin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish fox.

Zudpidlin created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zudpidlin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zudpidlin, it will send you a sign.

Zudpidlin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zudpidlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never bounce in the presence of capybaras.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat figs.