Tof is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured salamander.

Tof created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tof, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tof, she will turn you into a rat.

Tof's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tof's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Tof loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tof.

5. You must pray to Tof six times a day.