Bestmisbut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent bee.

Bestmisbut created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestmisbut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bestmisbut, it will turn you into a frog.

Bestmisbut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bestmisbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing yellow coats.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing seven copper spheres on your legs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.