Gonmadsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective parrot.

Gonmadsin created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonmadsin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gonmadsin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gonmadsin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gonmadsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gonmadsin's priests.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Gonmadsin on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Gonmadsin loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.