Megrutxin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy armadillo.

Megrutxin created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megrutxin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Megrutxin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Megrutxin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Megrutxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Megrutxin loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from turquoise monkeys for they are unholy.