Limweggudpaszedfuntifgar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm lion.

Limweggudpaszedfuntifgar created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Limweggudpaszedfuntifgar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limweggudpaszedfuntifgar, she will send you a sign.

Limweggudpaszedfuntifgar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Limweggudpaszedfuntifgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to doves while wearing orange dresses.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near birds while wearing green rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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