Hinflanstragduss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing manatee.

Hinflanstragduss created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinflanstragduss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hinflanstragduss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hinflanstragduss' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hinflanstragduss' Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed coconuts to goats while wearing magenta coats.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hinflanstragduss on top of all buildings.