Hinflanstragduss is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing
manatee.
Hinflanstragduss created the world five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinflanstragduss, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Hinflanstragduss, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Hinflanstragduss' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Hinflanstragduss' Holy Commandments1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never feed coconuts to goats while wearing magenta coats.
5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hinflanstragduss on top of all buildings.