Cathimkim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving jaguar.

Cathimkim created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cathimkim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cathimkim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cathimkim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cathimkim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
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