Pomyatbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able guinea pig.

Pomyatbiss created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomyatbiss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomyatbiss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pomyatbiss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pomyatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Worship no other gods but Pomyatbiss.

4. You must love Pomyatbiss.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.