Yaklunrull is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish finch.

Yaklunrull created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaklunrull, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yaklunrull, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yaklunrull's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yaklunrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Yaklunrull in the centre of the settlement.