Bellrilldub is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, competent
tortoise.
Bellrilldub created silver nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellrilldub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bellrilldub, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Bellrilldub's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Bellrilldub's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never think about electromagnetism.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.
5. Never pour water over plants.