Bellrilldub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent tortoise.

Bellrilldub created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellrilldub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bellrilldub, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bellrilldub's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bellrilldub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Never pour water over plants.