Wanlamban Nurlnibjarn is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart
lion.
Wanlamban Nurlnibjarn created humanity two years ago.
If you believe in
Wanlamban Nurlnibjarn, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Wanlamban Nurlnibjarn, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Wanlamban Nurlnibjarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Wanlamban Nurlnibjarn's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Wanlamban Nurlnibjarn in the centre of the settlement.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Never mention turtles.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Erect six gold sculptures of Wanlamban Nurlnibjarn on top of important buildings.