Bonflagdiss is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able
slug.
Bonflagdiss created bats five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bonflagdiss, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bonflagdiss, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Bonflagdiss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Bonflagdiss' Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
2. Never think about archaea.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never feed rice to whales while wearing turquoise shoes.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.