Bastlikved is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, loving
crocodile.
Bastlikved created life seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastlikved, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bastlikved, it will not invite you to parties.
Bastlikved's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Bastlikved's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bastlikved in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not wear fawn clothing.
4. Never write about planets.
5. Never look at dwarf planets.