Cidbusjab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil snail.

Cidbusjab created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbusjab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cidbusjab, it will be very sad.

Cidbusjab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cidbusjab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Hide from cyan dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cidbusjab loves porpoises, so they must be respected.