Ortwipbeg is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair
mongoose.
Ortwipbeg created the world nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ortwipbeg, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Ortwipbeg, he will destroy your home planet.
Ortwipbeg's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Ortwipbeg's Holy Commandments1. Birds are not to be trusted.
2. Never talk about otters.
3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.