Nilflaglid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable duck.

Nilflaglid created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilflaglid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nilflaglid, she will turn you into a worm.

Nilflaglid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nilflaglid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.