Gedcapbum Dimloopbaf is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate
armadillo.
Gedcapbum Dimloopbaf created the world two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedcapbum Dimloopbaf, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Gedcapbum Dimloopbaf, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Gedcapbum Dimloopbaf's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Gedcapbum Dimloopbaf's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never think about chromosomes.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.