Tanarflimcudfas is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic tortoise.

Tanarflimcudfas created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tanarflimcudfas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tanarflimcudfas, she will turn you into a duck.

Tanarflimcudfas' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tanarflimcudfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never mention grasshopers.