Hubhabkopwodyimgovnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing dragonfly.

Hubhabkopwodyimgovnak created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hubhabkopwodyimgovnak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubhabkopwodyimgovnak, she will laugh at you.

Hubhabkopwodyimgovnak's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hubhabkopwodyimgovnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to frogs while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Hubhabkopwodyimgovnak on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about spacetime.