Bassfitbeg Rigfeddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional hare.

Bassfitbeg Rigfeddiss created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassfitbeg Rigfeddiss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bassfitbeg Rigfeddiss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bassfitbeg Rigfeddiss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bassfitbeg Rigfeddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of goats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Bassfitbeg Rigfeddiss on top of important buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.