Funponrighintap is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, omniscient
toad.
Funponrighintap created gold seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Funponrighintap, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Funponrighintap, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Funponrighintap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Funponrighintap's Holy Commandments1. Always help mice.
2. Do not shave your head.
3. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never wear magenta dresses.