Larpbapmigsabpin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful
donkey.
Larpbapmigsabpin created time and space five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Larpbapmigsabpin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Larpbapmigsabpin, he will have a low opinion of you.
Larpbapmigsabpin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Larpbapmigsabpin's Holy Commandments1. Put Larpbapmigsabpin first in all things.
2. Never feed apples to frogs while wearing white rings.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never think ill of sick manatees.