Hugjiggep is a god.
It takes the form of a small, bad-tempered
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Hugjiggep created an atom four years ago.
If you believe in
Hugjiggep, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Hugjiggep, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Hugjiggep's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Hugjiggep's Holy Commandments1. Never think about enzymes.
2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not wear titanium on your body.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.