Ditpibgup is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing otter.

Ditpibgup created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditpibgup, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ditpibgup, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ditpibgup's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ditpibgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.