Vangilarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Vangilarp created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangilarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vangilarp, it will torture you forever.

Vangilarp's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vangilarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to doves while wearing orange shoes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Vangilarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vangilarp on top of all buildings.