Higbedwee is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, awesome chicken.

Higbedwee created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higbedwee, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Higbedwee, she will be very sad.

Higbedwee's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Higbedwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Higbedwee must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear red clothing.