Tigced is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful newt.

Tigced created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigced, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tigced, he will turn you into a rat.

Tigced's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tigced's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.