Nurpang is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient finch.

Nurpang created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurpang, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurpang, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nurpang's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nurpang's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nurpang.

2. You must pray to Nurpang seven times a day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention geese.
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