Busvilpan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless coyote.

Busvilpan created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Busvilpan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Busvilpan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Busvilpan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Busvilpan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Busvilpan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.