Bentagkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bentagkin created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bentagkin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bentagkin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bentagkin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bentagkin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bentagkin.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Bentagkin loves nematodes, so they must be respected.