Kadtikingnul is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous owl.

Kadtikingnul created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadtikingnul, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadtikingnul, it will strike you with lightening.

Kadtikingnul's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kadtikingnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Never talk about fire.