Parkpakmif is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud unicorn.

Parkpakmif created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkpakmif, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Parkpakmif, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Parkpakmif's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Parkpakmif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Worship no other gods but Parkpakmif.

4. Parkpakmif loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt rats.