Flisloopbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful pigeon.

Flisloopbog created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisloopbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flisloopbog, she will strike you with lightening.

Flisloopbog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flisloopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never wear kilts.